William is a forklift operator who thinks it’s odd to write in the third person. William, the same William that is currently typing this, that is, me, also loves to perform and play the guitar. He specializes in Shakespeare and the intros to songs (who has the time to learn a verse or chorus? Not William). William, who is apparently getting used to this third person thing (it makes him feel like The Rock), lives in Chicago with his harem of tropical plants and his super awesome roommate Kristin.

Expect blogs from William sporadically, as he is busy/slow/a slave to his muses and will post only when ‘it speaks to him’ (or ‘speaks to me’ if I were writing this, which I’m not…) William wishes you a day filled with grace, sharing, and dick jokes. It’s all about balance.


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